Dwight Supremacy

Contrasting Couples

2012-01-31T22:54:00.000-05:00

I feel barraged by hot images of couples with an imbalance of melanin as of late. That's a good thing. See for yourself. >

Above: Sexy shots of The Real World: Denver cast member DAVIS MALLORY (left) and his "boo" from a definitely sexy, possibly sickeningly-sweet video (which is why I turned the sound down). Below: Another World-er DANNY ROBERTS (The Real World: New Orleans) and DARRYL STEPHENS in a steamy still from Kickstarter project DTLA (Downtown Los Angeles).

And, last but not least, this morning I stumbled upon DAMIEN CROSSE and EDDIE DIAZ exchanging XXXmas gifts:

DTLA [Kickstarter]
'Real World' Hottie Danny Roberts Wants You to Come Downtown [Kenneth in the (212)]
"It's YOUR Butt's Turn..." [Boy Culture]
Christmas gifts - Damien and Eddie [xHamster]

SIRveillance

2012-01-30T19:33:00.000-05:00

Manvertising

2012-01-30T06:20:00.000-05:00

Just saw BLAKE GRIFFIN in this Kia commercial last night. Man, this boy is friggin' adorable! >

Blake Griffin Hair Salon Commercial -- 2012 Kia Optima [YouTube]
2012 Kia Optima Blake Griffin Commercial "Impressive" [YouTube]
2012 Kia Optima Blake Griffin Commercial "Easy to Fold" [YouTube]
Blake Griffin Campsite Commercial -- 2012 Kia Optima [YouTube]

Paradise

2012-01-29T18:37:00.001-05:00

BEN COHEN posts this photo of paradise on Facebook. (The pic also includes palm trees, blue sky, and the ocean.)

SIRveillance

2012-01-29T10:00:00.000-05:00

Thanks for the beefy submission, d! (Remember, anyone can share SIRveillance. Send it to me here.)

TGIFunny!

2012-01-27T14:00:00.000-05:00

Comedian ROB DELANEY >

His furry goodness caught my eye in his green-thonged profile pic, and then I got in a little deeper when I came across the naughty (above) and/or juicy (bottom left) pics he posts of himself, but I'm falling in love because of his silly Tweets and his childhood MLK Day experiment!

Rob Delaney [Tumblr]

Frisky Friggin' Friday

2012-01-27T06:09:00.000-05:00

For even better odds of making this a ~~happy ending~~ happy Friday, why not watch cute musclepup MARC DYLAN get massaged by his more mature—yet equally endowed!—muscular masseur TYLER SAINT. >

Spoiler Alert!:

Marc Dylan Massage [XVideos]

Manvertising

2012-01-26T09:00:00.000-05:00

Manhunt Mobile billboard in NYC. Thanks, Otto!

The Big Bros Of The New 'Amazing Race'

2012-01-25T22:23:00.002-05:00

I am so damn down with new cast of The Amazing Race! They're all tats and muscle and cute and hot and handsome and beefy! Drool. Oh this is going to be fun to watch. Without further ado, here they are in publicity photos and in some quick screen grabs from the cast intro video. >

Former Big Brother star and big, veiny schlong barer BRENDON VILLEGAS (above, left) and guidos JOEY and DANNY:

Wonder twin powers activate with ELLIOT and ANDREW, and beef is what's for dinner with RALPH (right):

The Amazing Race [CBS]
OMG, he's naked: Brendon Villegas [omg blog]

I Like It Scruff

2012-01-25T05:57:00.007-05:00

via Scruff

Ben Cohen Gives Good Facebook

2012-01-24T12:00:00.000-05:00

I love following BEN COHEN former rugger/current anti-bullying poster boy on Facebook. >

Ben Cohen [Official Fan Site]

Manvertising

2012-01-23T12:00:00.000-05:00

Aussie Bears Deliver Safe Sex Message “Go Bear, Not Bare” [Inside First]

Street Meat

2012-01-23T10:30:00.000-05:00

My favorite of GQ's stylish street meat photos from this weekend in Paris. Makes me wanna make a few French connections. >

Tommy Ton's Street Style: Paris [GQ]

Cause + Effect

2012-01-23T09:30:00.000-05:00

You can't tell in these stills I edited what exactly COLBY KELLER is doing to make ARPAD MIKLOS react like this, but you can find out here. >

Hotlanta

2012-01-23T08:30:00.000-05:00

The website of Gilbert's Cafe (where this hunky fella was tapped) has this to say of the establishment: "Be it an intimate dinner out or a colorful urban experience, Gilbert's offers a splendid bridge for an global taste in flavor, music, personality and design." I can't judge music or personality, but if the flavor and design of this customer is any indication, this place is right up my alley. >

Gilbert's Cafe, Atlanta [Tap That Guy]

Total Dom

2012-01-22T22:30:00.000-05:00

Yeah, in my fantasies DOMINIC PURCELL is definitely what that shortened form of his name would suggest. Here he is this weekend, ruggedly (but criminally) clothed at the Sundance Film Festival (right). And then how he should always be—half-naked hanging his ten a couple weeks ago.
Stars Party At Sundance… [Pink Is The New Blog]
Dominic Purcell Hangs Ten [Towleroad]

I Like It Scruff

2012-01-22T07:49:00.005-05:00

via Scruff

Daddy Of The Day

2012-01-19T08:30:00.000-05:00

Take a big whiff of musclebear, towel model, bargain hunter and my favorite SIRveillance target ARPAD MIKLOS from the music video for Perfume Genius' Hood. >

Porn Star Perfume [Modern Tonic]

The Good Wife Has A Hot As Balls Husband

2012-01-19T07:30:00.000-05:00

Hot damn. Julianna Margulies' lawyer hubby KEITH LIEBERTHAL is a nice piece of ass and any objections about that will be summarily overruled! >

Julianna Margulies’ Husband Keith Lieberthal Is Pretty Hot [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]

Delicious Daytime Daddy Issues

2012-01-17T19:18:00.001-05:00

Gay son + former stepfather + blackmail + seduction? Well now, that would be one way to get me to watch:

Even though it will never happen, when the question is asked if characters portrayed by ab- and pectastically gifted soap hunks JAMES SCOTT and CHANDLER MASSEY should embark on an over-the-top, pseudo-incestuous, hot-as-hell, pervtastic bombshell of a raunchy relationship, you know my answer is a resounding HELL YES! >

Indecent Attractions: Should DAYS "Go There" With EJ and Will?! [Daytime Confidential]

Mag Men

2012-01-17T11:00:00.000-05:00

Hot. MICHAEL FASSBENDER gets ~~done~~ interviewed by Josh Brolin and burns up the latest issue of Interview. >

Michael Fassbender Covers INTERVIEW [Kenneth in the (212)]
Film: Michael Fassbender [Interview]

Brandon Routh's Crooked Arrow

2012-01-17T08:00:00.000-05:00

Seeing slab of beefy sex BRANDON ROUTH shirtless in the trailer for Crooked Arrows (a movie I'll never see) makes me want to paint a bullseye on my uvula and make it a target for his crooked arrow. >

Brandon Routh: Shirtless in 'Crooked Arrows' Trailer! [Just Jared]

'Dad, I Think He's Gonna Pork [Him]'

2012-01-17T04:25:00.000-05:00

I couldn't help but bastardize that classic European Vacation quote while staring at this pic from after Saturday's playoff game, because New Orleans Saints QB DREW BREES is totally going to get the high hard one from San Francisco 49ers QB ALEX SMITH. Swoon. And, hot damn, he wants it! >

Meanwhile, In Alex Smith's Arms... [SFist]

I Like It Scruff

2012-01-16T17:27:00.000-05:00

Via Scruff

Lo-Def Desire

2012-01-15T17:41:00.001-05:00

There was a little ESPNudity featuring a beefy dude toweling off during the first seconds of a recent locker room interview after some college football game. Woof! >

ESPN shows a little Crimson Tide nudity during Alabama postgame interview [Outsports]

This Kiss Is On My List

2012-01-15T14:57:00.000-05:00

Sometimes kissing is hotter than anything else. And this one—with the big hands, handsome faces, plump lips and juicy tongues—is blazing hot! I'm gonna put on some Faith Hill and stare at this for a while. >

Man Kisses [Ajax In The City]

SIRveillance

2012-01-14T13:16:00.000-05:00

He stuffed me with his calzone!

I Like It Scruff

2012-01-14T08:33:00.000-05:00

via Scruff

Magically Delicious

2012-01-13T08:30:00.000-05:00

Who captures your leering gaze most in these two, new Magic Mike stills? It is MATTHEW BOMER for me. >

But once they start showing pics featuring JOE MANGANIELLO, all bets are off!
Two New Magic Mike Pictures Exist, Are Important [Vulture]

Linebacker, Tight Ends Dressed Like Wide Receivers

2012-01-12T19:57:00.000-05:00

So, earlier today I posted the photo of gun-toting CONNOR BARWIN (above) of the Houston Texans in a barely-there uniform (YUM!) which his teammate calls "the sluttiest … ever worn during a playoff game." Ha. And while that might be true, reader AC reminded me of the mind-blowingly sexy—and slutty!—one-man wet uniform contest that retired NFL defensive end PATRICK KERNEY put on for the world to see (thankfully) after a rain-soaked training session a few years ago. >

And just for good measure I can't forget about CHRIS COOLEY, the Washington Redskins tight end who wrote the playbook for accidental dong exposure, who I took note of years ago thanks to him squeezing himself into a pair of hot pants for practice. Practicing what, I can only guess. >

Dressed To Thrill

2012-01-12T13:00:00.000-05:00

Hee hee. Is Houston Texans linebacker CONNOR BARWIN wearing "the sluttiest uniform ever worn in a playoff game?" >

I know I'd let him get it through the uprights!
Texan Shaun Cody says teammate wore ‘sluttiest’ uniform ever in playoff [Outsports]

Musical Interlewd

2012-01-12T11:30:00.000-05:00

I find this video by beary gay Chicago rapper BIG DIPPER immensely entertaining. Have a look-see! >

Big Dipper, Chicago Rapper, Releases New 'Drip Drop' Video [HuffPo]

Bad Boys Club

2012-01-12T09:30:00.000-05:00

Is it wrong to literally still be into ROB LOWE when he's portraying that scumbag/probable wife murderer Drew Peterson? >

Another Preview Of Lifetime's Drew Peterson: Untouchable [Chicagoist]

Catching The Worm

2012-01-12T08:00:00.000-05:00

This is one busy Bird About Town who can definitely see the forest for the trees as is evidenced by landing on quite the handsome "human tree branch." Personally, I'd try to latch onto the trunk, but too each early bird his own worm.

What's Up, Docs?

2012-01-11T12:28:00.002-05:00

~~Hot beef injections~~ Hot beefy doctors on the menu in this hospital cafeteria! >

Los Angeles [Tap That Guy]

Manvertising

2012-01-11T09:34:00.002-05:00

The hunky, Brad Pitt look-a-like Roman God is but one small piece of what makes the most epic fake pizza commercial ever so great and insane! >

The most EPIC fake pizza commercial ever, delivered by a Roman God. [copyranter]

Even More With The No Pants

2012-01-10T14:30:00.000-05:00

Woofy in New York!

People With No Pants Swarmed the Subway Again [New York]

Daddy Of The Day

2012-01-10T10:00:00.000-05:00

Reader Doug writes: "I think you need to post some pics of REID BIGLAND, [president and CEO, Dodge Brand for Chrysler.] Big and beefy. MMm."

Well, Doug …

Couldn't … Agree … More. Thanks for the tip. Woof!

Doll Parts

2012-01-10T08:30:00.000-05:00

Sometimes cute is not enough >

Real life ~~Barbie and~~ Ken (nsfw). [copyranter]

SIRveillance

2012-01-10T06:46:00.003-05:00

The Thighs Have It

2012-01-09T19:58:00.000-05:00

So, by now you've probably learned that Sunday was the annual, international event where from New York to Mexico and beyond people ride the subway with no bottoms on. I figured I'd scour the web a bit and share the leg meat of my favorite Men of the No Pants Subway Ride 2012:

TORONTO—Cute Canucks with pants shucked >

BOSTON—Super blogger BOSGUY (right) and his adorable gnocchi-making man of steel participated in—and documented!—Boston's heroic pants-free event >

CHICAGO—Meaty, milk-fed midwestern men make a trip on the L more meaningfully manly >

SAN FRANCISCO—Beefy-thighed bros on the go >

NYC—Pièce de résistance and piece of ass HUDSON TAYLOR (gay ally and wrestler) in his tighty whities prepping to go for a ride >

No Pants Subway Ride (Toronto) 2012 [hc916 Flickr set]
2012 Boston No Pants Subway Ride [BosGuy]
No-Pants Subway Ride | Photos [Time Out Chicago]
Takin’ ‘em off for No Pants 2012 [Muni Diaries]
Hudson Taylor And His Tighty-Whities Go For A No-Pants Subway Ride: Photo [Towleroad]

Mag Men

2012-01-08T08:01:00.002-05:00

Orange you glad I posted this cover of the latest issue of Next Magazine?

On the Rag, Vol. 180 [Kenneth in the (212)]

Event Horizon

2012-01-07T10:30:00.000-05:00

Woof!

Bearracuda Palm Springs With Three Hot SF DJs [Bearotic]

Rate My Professor

2012-01-07T09:30:00.000-05:00

How would you rate the young, handsome, horny Professor Spano from Dad Goes to College? I'd give him a thumbs up the butt. Isn't that hot that figure of speech goes? Anyway, you gotta love a prof with a daybed in his office!

Consulting Professor Spano [Joe Gage]

SIRveillance

2012-01-07T08:20:00.001-05:00

I Like It Scruff

2012-01-06T20:00:00.003-05:00

SCRUFF

Cocky.

2012-01-06T07:56:00.000-05:00

Bicep Worship! I Need This Today. [magmozine]

Super Mario

2012-01-05T19:46:00.001-05:00

When I came across the photo above that accompanied this Q&A with MARIO LOPEZ about his new underwear line, etc., I was reminded of the first jolt his butt and bulge ever gave me in 1989 when A.C. Slater appeared onscreen in that Bayside High wrestling singlet and made my teenage heart flutter:

Mario Lopez Shows Off With Rated M [The Advocate]

Grass-Fed Beef

2012-01-05T08:17:00.004-05:00

The New York Times this morning let's us visually feast on JIMI SITKO who serves as the meaty illustration for today's story on vegan bodybuilders. I shoulda had a V8!

Sculptured by Weights and a Strict Vegan Diet [NYT]

Covered In Scrum

2012-01-04T15:00:00.000-05:00

Is rugby the homosexual version of football? Tee hee.

Rugby: The homosexual version of football [Outsports]

Holland Daze

2012-01-04T13:00:00.000-05:00

I totally went into a daze from these pics of pretty/beefy model MICHAEL HOLLAND. And, yes, sauce does result from a Holland daze.

Marathon [The Slab]

Manvertising

2012-01-04T07:00:00.000-05:00

First Look: David Beckham's New Bulge-Tastic H&M Ad [Dose.ca]

Fight Club

2012-01-03T20:52:00.000-05:00

Ever since I came across the DILF-laden tidbit that SEAN PENN was punched in the face by LIEV SCHREIBER after Sean hit on me Naomi Watts, I haven't been able to get the fantasy of post-fisticuffs coitus between the two hot daddies out of my head:

Now can you?

Where There's A Will …

2012-01-03T17:28:00.001-05:00

… there's a workout:

Time Out New York shares this arms and chest workout from piece of ass personal trainer WILL TORRES.

New York trainers' workout plans [Time Out New York]

Manvertising

2012-01-02T10:42:00.001-05:00

Crystal Light goes dark and sexy in a new TV commercial launching today.

Crystal Light Dumps Water Campaign, Tries Sassier Approach [Advertising Age]

Happy New Year!

2011-12-31T16:31:00.002-05:00

Here's to yet another year of muscle daddies, silver foxes, bad boys, hot jocks, beefy bears, dirty dudes, bodybuilders. You guys make this hobby worthwhile and fun! Thanks!

Quite A Spread

2011-12-30T13:27:00.002-05:00

None of the holiday shindigs I went to this year came close to matching the magnificence on display here:

Sexy Papi [Brawny Stud]

Miller Time

2011-12-28T12:48:00.002-05:00

Yesterday, BILLY MILLER's moobs made their triumphant return to The Young and the Restless!

Lo-Def Desire

2011-12-28T09:36:00.000-05:00

Since I'm one of the growing group of cord-cutters without cable, I sometimes fall asleep with the Hulu going. Last night I fell asleep halfway through sci-fi schlockfest The Colony from 1998. I hate to admit that I finished watching it this morning, partially due to wanting to go back and get some screen caps of a shirtless ERIC ALLAN KRAMER (who I've kinda loved since Robin Hood: Men In Tights) from a scene that caught my dozing eye before I completely zonked out:

Daddy Of The Day

2011-12-26T16:44:00.000-05:00

Behrmark's fascination with GROWLr is definitely rubbing off on me. Now to get this damn hairy daddy bear here to do the same thing!

Men of GROWLR: Explicit [Behr Blather]

Blond Ambition

2011-12-26T14:57:00.000-05:00

Since we're on the topic of getting back to business, this pretty blond god is all about it on the streets of NYC:

He means business in New York, NY [Tap That Guy]

Monday Musclebear Mania

2011-12-26T08:00:00.000-05:00

With Christmas over (phew!), it is time to get back to business, especially considering this incontrovertible piece of video evidence which proves—with exhibits B (BUTCH GRAND) and C (CARLO COX)—that corporate bears love sex:

Silver Fox Fever

2011-12-25T10:10:00.001-05:00

What better way to say Merry Christmas(!) than with the ultimate silver fox daddy bear:

Christmas Santa Brings Warm Holiday Greetings [Bearotic]

Lo-Def Desire

2011-12-24T21:14:00.000-05:00

DON DIAMONT. The man just keeps getting better and it doesn't hurt that he saved Christmas! Well, Christmas dinner that is, on the most recent episode of The Bold and the Beautiful.

I Like It Scruff

2011-12-22T12:45:00.000-05:00

I might be giving up red meat for the new year, but I'm sure as hell not giving up beef!

via Scruff

Top Chefs

2011-12-20T08:30:00.000-05:00

My favorite of "Forbes' 30 mover-and-shakers under 30 in the food and wine industry" are (from left) handsome and tatted TEAGUE MORIARITY, lovely and luscious MAXIME BILET, and ginger cutie LUKE LIVINGSTON:

Forbes 30 Under 30: Food & Wine [Forbes.com]

We've all been there before …

2011-12-20T07:25:00.001-05:00

Dickmatized:

Jonny McGovern "Dickmatized" [YouTube]

Manvertising

2011-12-19T05:37:00.002-05:00

ALL I REALLY WANT FOR X-MAS… [Fair View]

Lo-Def Desire

2011-12-18T20:16:00.003-05:00

Not an excuse, but here—in the handsome forms of RICHARD BURGI, ED QUINN, and BILLY BROWN—is most of the reason I was just able to sit through a sequel to Starship Troopers that I'm not quite sure I knew existed before today:

Pectacular

2011-12-17T13:34:00.000-05:00

So, it's official and now the search is on! And all this jumbled together in my brain is making my head explode:

It's official: Christopher Meloni joins 'True Blood' [MSN TV News]
The search is on to find Chris Meloni filming ‘True Blood’ (Open Thread) [On Location Vacations]

All-American Muslim

2011-12-17T12:37:00.001-05:00

Okay, I'm only guessing that macho Middle Eastern masturbator KAHLIL is Muslim. (I never said I wasn't sensationalistic!) And with that title in the news everywhere, I figured why the hell not! :) Drool!

Hot Hung Hairy Straight Stud [xHamster]

Manvertising

2011-12-16T12:30:00.000-05:00

See a Clever Newsweekly Ad for Shame [Vulture]

I Like It Scruff

2011-12-16T07:53:00.000-05:00

What can brown do for you?

SCRUFF

Daddy of the Day

2011-12-15T07:16:00.003-05:00

Scruff [Brawny Stud]

In The Red

2011-12-14T19:26:00.000-05:00

Just a few choice shots of participants in Saturday's skin-showing Santa Speedo Run in Boston. Ready-Set-Go!:

For video, head on over here!

Santa Speedo Run 2011 pictures [Boston Globe]

santa speedo run 2011 [iamtonyang Flickr set]

Santa Speedo Run 2011 [FirstPerson Shooter Flickr set]

Santa Speedo Run 2011 [Violentz Flickr set]

Boston [Tap That Guy]

Happy Hump Day

2011-12-14T06:38:00.000-05:00

Sex Both Ways [Ajax In The City]

SIRveillance

2011-12-14T06:00:00.000-05:00

Sexy, M.D.

2011-12-13T20:04:00.000-05:00

Buff and/or bald, MATT DAMON is wicked hot:

And, according to GQ, wicked smaht:

Wicked Smaht [GQ]
A Buff Matt Damon Covers GQ [Kenneth in the (212)]

I Like It Scruff

2011-12-13T14:30:00.000-05:00

Bear meat! Enjoy …

SCRUFF

Country Sausage

2011-12-13T11:30:00.000-05:00

Singer KEITH ANDERSON packs his ample country sausage tight:

Keith Anderson-Massive Celebrity Bulge [Straight Loads]

Bad Boys Club

2011-12-12T22:00:00.000-05:00

SEAN HARRIS, looking mighty ursine-fine in that off-season mugshot, is a bodybuilder/gym teacher/accused loan shark (it was that last slash that got him in trouble!) who I would have loved to put me through the paces in high school phys. ed. Squat thrusts, anyone?

Bodybuilding Gym Teacher Accused Of Being Loan Shark [Gothamist]

Revisitings

2011-12-12T20:08:00.001-05:00

So, I came across this post about a photog who loves this view in Dolores Park so much that she's taken dozens of photos of it:

And I got to wondering where in relation to that view is this Dolores Park bus shelter where the hot-as-hell rim-job pic I randomly came across earlier this year, the details of which became my mission to track down, was taken:

I have no answer about where the repetitive bench and that butt-licking bus shelter are situated in the park, but that was never really the point. I'd just use any excuse to post and revisit this amazingly raunch pic!

The view from the bench atop Dolores Park, day after day after day after day [Mission Mission]
How to properly toss a salad in Dolores Park (NSFW) [Mission Mission]

Mucho Mondo Manmeat Monday

2011-12-12T12:00:00.000-05:00

Good god! I'm kinda in love! Is this sleazy-looking, trashy, juicy-legged stud big enough for you?!

You Asked For It [Joe Gage]

Manvertising

2011-12-12T06:30:00.000-05:00

This is real estate advertising. [Aussielicious]

Frisky Friggin' Friday

2011-12-09T07:07:00.001-05:00

In case it slipped under your guydar, you really need to check out the 2+ decades-spanning coverage of the bodacious boys and butts(!) of Waikiki Beach over at Boy Culture:

Guydar: Waikiki Beach Part 1 [Boy Culture]

Lo-Def Desire

2011-12-07T18:29:00.001-05:00

Guest-star hotness from a recent episode of Body of Proof:

IAN BOHEN (above) as a murderous limo driver with killer good looks; and retrosexual Trapper John, M.D. star GREGORY HARRISON (below) as a DILFy egotistical silver fox surgeon.

Looks like he's waiting for something …

Event Horizon

2011-12-06T13:00:00.000-05:00

This Thursday in NYC, a gift drive benefitting The Ali Forney Center:

Newsletter [EagleNYC]

I Like It Scruff

2011-12-06T09:00:00.000-05:00

SCRUFF

They're gonna chum!

2011-12-06T05:40:00.001-05:00

While I only sorta want to slather the one on the left in marinara and olive oil and go to town, I thought I'd point you to this smooth guido meat in the first cast photo from Syfy's upcoming Jersey Shore Shark Attack:

Syfy's 'Jersey Shore Shark Attack' cast revealed! 'Sopranos,' 'Goodfellas' vets on board -- EXCLUSIVE [Entertainment Weekly]

Silver Fox Fever

2011-12-05T05:39:00.001-05:00

Hotter-than-ever ALLEN SILVER induces the fever like no other in the white-hot preview video for Joe Gage's Dad Goes to College:

Happy Monday: It's online now!

Allen Silver [Official Site]
Dad Goes to College [Joe Gage]
Scene of the Week: This Time Dad and Son Go All the Way… [Gay Daily Hot]

Meloni in the Morning

2011-12-01T05:39:00.001-05:00

So I'm assuming you've heard that True Blood is courting Italian stallion
CHRIS MELONI to join the series next season in a major role. Well, if this amazeballs casting happens, can we please find a part that would reunite him with BRIAN BLOOM, his killed-off-way-too-quickly Oz scene partner?! Pretty please. With a Chris/Brian gay kiss on top!:

Or maybe if they both shower you with attention?:

Or maybe if Chris bats that big, brown eye at you?:

True Blood Exclusive: Chris Meloni Circling Major Season 5 Role as [Spoiler Alert] [TV Line]

The Men of Oz [Site]
Chris Meloni [Only Make Believe NYC's Photostream - Flickr]

Cantore Story

2011-11-30T20:13:00.001-05:00

I always get a warm front for my boyhood crush JIM CANTORE who, as the Weather Channel's resident stud, served as a masturbatory fantasy mainstay for me for years. And in these last, dwindling hours of Movember, he is ringing my bell as a beefy, bald, silver-bearded daddy in pics he's posted to Twitter.

Damn would I soooooo not mind him getting his cumulus all over my ~~thigh~~ sky, even freshly shaved:

@JimCantore [Twitter]

Red Meat

2011-11-30T11:30:00.000-05:00

Morning Wood; Red Fox [Kenneth in the (212)]

I Like It Scruff

2011-11-30T08:30:00.000-05:00

Scruff

I found my calendar for 2012!

2011-11-29T17:34:00.001-05:00

I think I found my new calendar! The red-hot cover (above) of the Columbus Grizzlies 2012 fundraising calendar is enough to get me growling all the way to the check-out page, but the deal is sealed by the promo pics of the 12-months worth of softball team meat inside:

Grizzlies softball calendar just in time for 2012 [Outsports]
Columbus’s Trafik Grizzlies 2012 Calendar Fundraiser [Wide Rights]
Columbus Trafik Grizzlies 2012 Calendar [Bearotic]

Eddie!

2011-11-29T06:30:00.001-05:00

Swoon! Here's sexy Movember poster boy EDDIE CIBRIAN. To this day I think of him when he played a teenage rapist/jock on The Young and the Restless. I know you can't rape the willing, but I would give an Oscar-worthy performance for the dimpled DILF if he wants to brush up on his technique.

Woe Is Brandi Glanville [Dlisted]
Eddie Cibrian Loves to Torture Me [Kenneth in the (212)]

Briefly Noted

2011-11-28T05:49:00.001-05:00

On Friday, JFK JR would have been a 51-year-old smoking-hot, handsome, hairy, long-legged daddy.

He's definitely gone too soon, but at least when here he answered the age-old question of which is better, boxers or briefs? BRIEFS:

JFK Jr. Would Have Been 51 Today [Chexydecimal]

JFK Jr.: Boxers or Briefs [Kenneth in the (212)]

I Like It Scruff

2011-11-26T12:07:00.001-05:00

Coupledom.

Scruff

Ear Buds

2011-11-26T08:20:00.001-05:00

Which one goes into which side?

A cute Chicago cub.

Bulging beef in Barcelona.

Event Horizon

2011-11-25T16:19:00.001-05:00