Saturday, March 31, 2012

Inspiration For More Brotherly Love

Perfect. (Philadelphia) [Tap That Guy]

All Aussie Beef

ROGAN RICHARDS is all Aussie beef who gives me a hankering for uncropped dark meat. And if you've been following the news, rest assured that his slime isn't pink. >
Rogan Richards [Tumblr]

Cuz Luv

HGTV hunks JOHN COLANERI (above, left) and ANTHONY CARRINO turn kitchens into masterpieces, but I'm much more interested in having these Kitchen Cousins help me make a sandwich. >
 The beefy boys make a ROBERT IRVINE sandwich. Grrr!

Friday, March 30, 2012

Frisky Furry Friggin' Friday

Consider this a revisiting of this Mag Men post from back in September featuring Pinups issue 15. >
PINUPS | Archive Photo of the Week [Tumblr]

Lo-Def Desire

The latest installment of Ringer gives us fuzzy-faced actor/stunt man JACE JEANES who is actually billed as "Rough Trade Looking Guy." Grrr! >

Thursday, March 29, 2012


The one-time spokesbutt for DILF brand khakis is showing off that incredible edible ass for BJs! Unfortunately not those kind of BJs, but the fictional Beek Jeans, all as a part of a bootilicious ad campaign for his new sitcom. >
James Van Der BJ [Boy Culture]

Broadway Bears

While indulging in this behind-the-scenes look at the upcoming, fairytale-themed Broadway Bares XXIII: Happy Endings we get a look at a very lucky Goldilocks and some furry, porridge-fed bears in whose beds I wouldn't mind being caught and subsequently mauled. Woof! >
Happy Endings? Try Ecstatic [Boy Culture]


Daddy Of The Day

Aussie CONAN STEVENS, whom I just discovered in Game of Thrones as bad-ass, big-ass knight Gregor Clegane (above), aka "The Mountain that Rides." At 7 feet, 300+ pounds, I'm thinking more like a mountain to ride!  >

Wednesday, March 28, 2012


I stumbled upon this pic of some mid-groom Brooklyn Dodgers—with butts and bush on display—a while ago but forgot to share. So now that I come across it again I figure why not use it to start a new segment featuring everything retro and vintage and male and hot. So, welcome to Retrosexual. Woof! >
The Brooklyn Dodgers Did Not Mind If You Photographed Their Pubes And Asses [Deadspin]

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Red Bull

Woof! PITBULL gets "the GQ treatment." >
Doggy Style [GQ]

Potent Quotable

Second only to this guy, BRYCE HARPER is my favorite Bryce ever. He's apparently some MLB wunderkind or something, but what got me was his quote in GQ. >
"I want to play the game hard. I want to ram it down your throat, put you into left field when I'm going into second base." 
Whoa! Wow! Yowza! I haven't been verbally—hell, physically!—manhandled that well in a long time. Anyway, speaking of throats:
It Boy Of Summer [Ajax In The City]

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Cruising For A Bruiser

This is definitely a Bieber-free zone, but the beefy bruiser who beats him to a bloody pulp (even for pretend) is more than welcome to be drooled over. >
Justin Bieber: Second Round KO (2012 Cover Story) [Complex]

Event Horizon

You lucky Chicago bastards get to experience ROCKY LaBARRE up close and in person! >
Or even closer and more personally … at least through Thursday. Woof!

I Like It Scruff


Masters Inc.

The Spike TV tattoo reality competition Ink Masters never really captured my attention. But with visuals like these—Tatt'd Up and Beefy winner SHANE O'NEILL (top) and a hot Firefighter Italian—what the hell was I thinking?! >
Shirtless! | Ink Master's Shane O'Neill Shirtless, All Tatt'd Up & Beefy! [GuyTVblog]
Super Handsome | Ink Master's Firefighter Italian?!?! [GuyTVblog]

Monday, March 19, 2012


Take It Off!

I listened to this while perusing this photo gallery from what seems to be the Windy City's answer to Broadway Bares—Chicago Takes Off—from earlier this month. Take it off, baby, for me! >
Game On: Chicago Takes Off delivers a knockout [Time Out Chicago]