The First Step Is A Duzer

So, you've heard about and seen photos of woofy SCOTT VAN DUZER—the 6' 3", 260-pound bear-hugging bear—who the POTUS got a rise out of during an unannounced stop to his pizza shop in Florida, right? Man would I love it to elicit such excitement from a mountain of a man just by walking in the door. >

But anyway, this cute, fun, spontaneous event should elicit smiles and chuckles from any normal person, but some GOP jerks are boycotting, in an attempt to close the big lug's shop down. What jerks.