Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Doucheboat Pageant

Not sure if you remember, but when the Mr. Marina contest was first announced I threw my behind in front of my support behind beefy 6'-7" CHARLIE "CHEWY" BENKER (seen above puncturing and then coughing back up some of the three beers he shotgunned in a row for what I'm assuming was the talent portion). Anyway, Chewy didn't win, so instead of fantasizing about providing the beer-swilling beast with a congratulatory beejer, I'll be altering the scenario to include a consolation hummer instead. Oh, and here are a few more shots of contestants in all their bulging, bro-tastic, beefcake glory. >
If you're not completely turned off men yet, you may want to check out these five videos of Marina dudes stripping. Ugh, what's wrong with me that I dig the harmless variety of douchebag?

Mr. Marina Competition: Aggressive Alcoholism In The Name Of Charity [SFist]
Here Are Five Videos Of Marina Dudes Stripping [NSFW] [SFist]

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