Linebacker, Tight Ends Dressed Like Wide Receivers

So, earlier today I posted the photo of gun-toting CONNOR BARWIN (above) of the Houston Texans in a barely-there uniform (YUM!) which his teammate calls "the sluttiest … ever worn during a playoff game." Ha. And while that might be true, reader AC reminded me of the mind-blowingly sexy—and slutty!—one-man wet uniform contest that retired NFL defensive end PATRICK KERNEY put on for the world to see (thankfully) after a rain-soaked training session a few years ago. >

And just for good measure I can't forget about CHRIS COOLEY,  the Washington Redskins tight end who wrote the playbook for accidental dong exposure, who I took note of years ago thanks to him squeezing himself into a pair of hot pants for practice. Practicing what, I can only guess. >