Happy New Year!

Here's to yet another year of muscle daddies, silver foxes, bad boys, hot jocks, beefy bears, dirty dudes, bodybuilders. You guys make this hobby worthwhile and fun! Thanks!

Quite A Spread

None of the holiday shindigs I went to this year came close to matching the magnificence on display here:

Sexy Papi [Brawny Stud]

Miller Time

Yesterday, BILLY MILLER's moobs made their triumphant return to The Young and the Restless!

Lo-Def Desire

Since I'm one of the growing group of cord-cutters without cable, I sometimes fall asleep with the Hulu going. Last night I fell asleep halfway through sci-fi schlockfest The Colony from 1998. I hate to admit that I finished watching it this morning, partially due to wanting to go back and get some screen caps of a shirtless ERIC ALLAN KRAMER (who I've kinda loved since Robin Hood: Men In Tights) from a scene that caught my dozing eye before I completely zonked out:

Daddy Of The Day

Behrmark's fascination with GROWLr is definitely rubbing off on me. Now to get this damn hairy daddy bear here to do the same thing! 

Men of GROWLR: Explicit [Behr Blather]

Blond Ambition

Since we're on the topic of getting back to business, this pretty blond god is all about it on the streets of NYC:

He means business in New York, NY [Tap That Guy]

Monday Musclebear Mania

With Christmas over (phew!), it is time to get back to business, especially considering this incontrovertible piece of video evidence which proves—with exhibits B (BUTCH GRAND) and C (CARLO COX)—that corporate bears love sex:

Silver Fox Fever

What better way to say Merry Christmas(!) than with the ultimate silver fox daddy bear:

Christmas Santa Brings Warm Holiday Greetings [Bearotic]

Lo-Def Desire

DON DIAMONT. The man just keeps getting better and it doesn't hurt that he saved Christmas! Well, Christmas dinner that is, on the most recent episode of The Bold and the Beautiful.

I Like It Scruff

I might be giving up red meat for the new year, but I'm sure as hell not giving up beef!

via Scruff

Top Chefs

My favorite of "Forbes' 30 mover-and-shakers under 30 in the food and wine industry" are (from left) handsome and tatted TEAGUE MORIARITY, lovely and luscious MAXIME BILET, and ginger cutie LUKE LIVINGSTON:

Forbes 30 Under 30: Food & Wine [Forbes.com]

We've all been there before …

Dickmatized:

Jonny McGovern "Dickmatized" [YouTube]

Manvertising

ALL I REALLY WANT FOR X-MAS… [Fair View]

Lo-Def Desire

Not an excuse, but here—in the handsome forms of RICHARD BURGI, ED QUINN, and BILLY BROWN—is most of the reason I was just able to sit through a sequel to Starship Troopers that I'm not quite sure I knew existed before today:

Pectacular

So, it's official and now the search is on! And all this jumbled together in my brain is making my head explode:

It's official: Christopher Meloni joins 'True Blood' [MSN TV News]
The search is on to find Chris Meloni filming ‘True Blood’ (Open Thread) [On Location Vacations]

All-American Muslim

Okay, I'm only guessing that macho Middle Eastern masturbator KAHLIL is Muslim. (I never said I wasn't sensationalistic!) And with that title in the news everywhere, I figured why the hell not! :) Drool!

Hot Hung Hairy Straight Stud [xHamster]

Manvertising

See a Clever Newsweekly Ad for Shame [Vulture]

I Like It Scruff

What can brown do for you?

SCRUFF