Cantore Story

I always get a warm front for my boyhood crush JIM CANTORE who, as the Weather Channel's resident stud, served as a masturbatory fantasy mainstay for me for years. And in these last, dwindling hours of Movember, he is ringing my bell as a beefy, bald, silver-bearded daddy in pics he's posted to Twitter.

Damn would I soooooo not mind him getting his cumulus all over my thigh sky, even freshly shaved:

@JimCantore [Twitter]

Red Meat

Morning Wood; Red Fox [Kenneth in the (212)]

I Like It Scruff

Scruff

I found my calendar for 2012!

I think I found my new calendar! The red-hot cover (above) of the Columbus Grizzlies 2012  fundraising calendar is enough to get me growling all the way to the check-out page, but the deal is sealed by the promo pics of the 12-months worth of softball team meat inside:

Grizzlies softball calendar just in time for 2012 [Outsports]
Columbus’s Trafik Grizzlies 2012 Calendar Fundraiser [Wide Rights]
Columbus Trafik Grizzlies 2012 Calendar [Bearotic]

Eddie!

Swoon! Here's sexy Movember poster boy EDDIE CIBRIAN. To this day I think of him when he played a teenage rapist/jock on The Young and the Restless. I know you can't rape the willing, but I would give an Oscar-worthy performance for the dimpled DILF if he wants to brush up on his technique.

Woe Is Brandi Glanville [Dlisted]
Eddie Cibrian Loves to Torture Me [Kenneth in the (212)]

Briefly Noted

On Friday, JFK JR would have been a 51-year-old smoking-hot, handsome, hairy, long-legged daddy.

He's definitely gone too soon, but at least when here he answered the age-old question of which is better, boxers or briefs? BRIEFS:

JFK Jr. Would Have Been 51 Today [Chexydecimal]

JFK Jr.: Boxers or Briefs [Kenneth in the (212)]

I Like It Scruff

Coupledom.

Scruff

Ear Buds

Which one goes into which side?

A cute Chicago cub.

Bulging beef in Barcelona.

Event Horizon

Lo-Def Desire

Olive-skinned, dark-haired CHARLIE SEMINE (heh, heh. I said Semine)—and that strong nose and those full lips—from last Sunday's "The Good Wife."

I wish he was out of uniform because he has a rocking furry chest under those clothes.

The Man Is Zigomanis

At left is former Pittsburgh Penguins hot piece of ass MIKE ZIGOMANIS. At right is allegedly proof of said hot ass—all round and muscular! So hot. Now, if you're ready to see his hockey stick (and it is a quality piece of equipment!), it is right here!

Hockey Player Mike Zigomanis Naked [Tabloid Heat]
Mike Zigomanis Leaked C*ck Shots [QueerClick]

I Like It Scruff

Well, now! I'd give this Dwight supremacy for a few hours under the right set of circumstances, or under the right dock. Ha!

Stock Tip

Even more of this model [iStock]

On Tap

This photo was included with a write-up on a straight bar frequented by many of my friends and acquaintances. I haven't made it there yet, but I might just have to start now that I know what a nice piece of eye candy is working behind the counter:

He's caught only mid-pour here, so I'll definitely need to find out for myself the amount of head he's used to.

Happy Acccident

 I fell ass backwards into this guy (oh, if only!) on the web and fell in hairy beary love a little!

Swoon!

I Like It Scruff

Tatts Entertainment

SCRUFF

Leo 'The Great'

See Leonardo DiCaprio in Costume for The Great Gatsby [Vulture]

Dolph the DILF

I was just at Target—(I can't keep up: It is okay to shop there now, right?)—flipping through the latest Entertainment Weekly in the magazine section when came across (almost literally) this spread on 80s action stud DOLPH LUNDGREN. I made a mental note to find scans of the article when I got home. (It is scary how much media you can find free on the web!) Anyway, as you can see, I found them:

This daddy is still hot as balls! And that reminds me that he was caught balls-baring nude by a paparazzo a couple years back. Remember this?! Man, would I like to help him raise his sword and show him the power of gayskull!

Dolph Lundgren In EW … [Expendables Premiere]
Dolph Lundgren Naked on Mexican Beach [The Sword]