I Like It Scruff

Grindr, shmindr. The smartphone app I like to lurk on most is Scruff. So, I thought I'd regularly feature some of the gems I come across, like these:

Hot and buttery

This marketing stunt …

… made me think of this video:

Erotic film festival promoted with dick-in-a-popcorn-box stunt. [Copyranter]
Popcorn Cock Porn [GayForIt]

Mag Men

JAMES FRANCO looks a little red in the face on the cover of "The Decades Issue" of VMAN:

And even facing away from the camera, he's able to crack a smile for the current issue of Flaunt Magazine:

James Franco Covers VMAN [Kenneth in the (212)]
See James Franco’s Naked, NSFW Ass on the Cover of Flaunt Magazine [Vulture]

Size Matters

Depending on the man, size doesn't matter. Like in the case of my long-time football player crush, ALAN FANECA. A formerly big, brutish bear (left), he has become a handsome lean machine. But, damn, I must admit I could imagine being more roughly mauled by the meatier version:

Yep, I said "big and brutish!"

Yep. I said "bear!"

Swoon.

And then we have the reverse, as is the case with the man who purposefully went from ripped to cuddly rotund with the help of deliciously dangerous processed and junk foods:

I could get into some abs time Before or belly rubbing Right: Now with this guy!


Q&A: Alan Faneca [P-G]
Man intentionally eats high-carb junk food to gain weight before trying to lose it again [Boing Boing]

Top Muscle/Power Bottom

Have you seen JOEY LAWRENCE in his publicity workout photos? He's pumped and bulging in all the right places and posing and standing and making funny flex faces:

This last shot, with him assuming the position with that tight bubble butt in the air, reminded me of what a bossy power Blossom bottom he looked like just a few short sexy years ago when he stuffed that rock-hard body in an outfit fit for a carb-free queen:

Pull Joey Lawrence's Wax Figure Out Of The Sun! It's Melting! [DListed]
Joey Lawrence: Power Bottom [DListed]

SIRveillance: Heinz Field Hotties

Prolific SIRveillance submitter HN shares these photos from a recent NFL game:

Here we go, Steelers!

Lo-Def Desire

Damn, I have become super attracted to bushy-bearded pro snowboarder ANDY FINCH from this season's The Amazing Race! So sexy. You can see the swoon-inducing beard, biceps and smile from last night's episode, which is unfortunately the same episode I discovered he was a Jesus freak. Oh well, we can't all be perfect.

Bad Boys Club

I know it is wrong of me to find this titillating. And I know I shouldn't hold judgement until I find out how attractive the fake cop is, but oh well …

Fake Cop Allegedly Forced Man to Perform Sex Act On Him [Gothamist]

From the Back to the Front

If you're still somehow uninitiated with the surreptitious street snapshots of studs suited for sex (and inspiration for SIRveillance), then checking out these street-meat samples of Manhattan men from Boy Culture's butt-centric Ends of the World and guy-centric Guydar, are going to be a trial by desire:

Yes, I know. Feel free to faint.

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Manvertising

Lo-Def Desire

I finally got to finish watching season one of The Walking Dead the other night and this all-too-brief shower scene popped up in the finale. The new season starts tonight, so let's hope there will be much more juicy flesh of the living to feast on!

Event Horizon

Tonight in San Francisco …

Beef Bar Brings Back Big Burly Beef [Bearotic]

'Parks' and Fornication

I've never said it out loud, but I have definitely had thoughts of getting down and dirty with Ron Swanson—the gruff bear behind the mustache of Parks and Recreation. He's by played by NICK OFFERMAN who I just discovered is Megan Mullaly's real-life husband. Learn something new everyday! Anyway, what made me think of it is this picture I came across of a guy who would be perfect if a gay porn spoof of Parks is ever made:

And for good measure …

Ron ****ing Swanson [Sam Spratt]
"Ron Swanson, in buzzcut form, holding a fish." [Los Angeles Times]
Hair [Brawny Stud]

Marathon Man

This lean, mean, furry-chested running machine caught my eye when I was scouring the net for hotness from Sunday's Bank of America Chicago Marathon. And I must admit I did do a little e-stalking of him. Quelle suprise! Thank goodness for bib numbers.

2011 Chicago Marathon [mg33_chicago Flickr set]

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Daddy of the Day

The horror of "American Horror Story" is me friggin' missing the series premiere and DYLAN McDERMOTT's hot, naked, juicy DILF body!

Thank all that is holy and loves daddy flesh that it is online!


Dylan McDermott Naked In ‘American Horror Story’ Premiere [PHOTOS]

Hallmark of Handsomeness

There's a horde of handsomeness in the press photo for "Love's Christmas Journey," but soap hunk GREG VAUGHAN is the hallmark of hotness in this Hallmark Original Movie.

He's handsome from head-to-hands-to-toe.

Coming November 5: Four Hour Hallmark Movie 'Love's Christmas Journey' Starring Greg Vaughan, Charles Shaughnessy & More [We Love Soaps]

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Frisky Friggin' Friday

Starts at a urinal and ends on a desk, just like any decent pervy professor would have a lesson planned out. The preview to "Big D*cks at School: A Teacher's Crush" is just plain hot gay porn fun!