Friday, September 30, 2011

Frisky Friggin' Friday


Straight sex alert! Ha. I can't even remember the last time I found something hot enough to share that involved flat-out straight sex, but I had to point you to these two videos. They were both a part of Deadspin's C-Roll Theater, "a vintage collection of NSFW footage of stadium sex, nip-slips, boob-flashes at sporting events." By that description you can tell those are straight guys over there because they forgot to mention the big d*cks! First, there was this handsome bucking bronco (above) who, after giving it to his reverse cowgirlfriend in the cheap seats, had to shake the, um, excess oil from his Louisville Slugger. And then this sleazy stud gets a handjob … no, a back-row handjob … no, a back-row, two-handjob(!) at a Marlins game:



More From The C-Roll Stash: Reverse Cowgirl In The Coliseum Cheap Seats (NSFW) [Deadspin]
The C-Roll’s Happy Ending: A Back-Row Handjob At A Marlins Game (NSFW) [Deadspin]
Which Former Phillies Prospect Was Filmed Reverse-Cowgirling At The Coliseum? [Deadspin]

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Call Me Katherine


I stumbled across this review of Taming of the Shrew at California Shakespeare Theater (CalShakes) and instantly needed to be tamed by the production's Petruchio—sexy beast and Yale grad SLATE HOLMGREN. I mean, come on, that name alone has the soap opera fan inside me on his knees!

Sexy Beast

SFist Reviews: 'Taming of the Shrew' at CalShakes [SFist]

Some Folsom 2011


San Francisco's #Folsom Street Fair [Tap That Guy]
PHOTOS: Folsom Street Fair Defies Mother Nature by Heating up San Francisco [Queerty]

I Believe in 'Magic Mike'

Filming has begun on the stud-packed "Magic Mike." I can't wait until set-side photos of JOE MANGANIELLO start popping up. But until then, I'm perfectly fine biding my time with CHANNING TATUM, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, and ALEX PETTYFER:



Matthew McConaughey & Alex Pettyfer Looking Groovy Filming ‘Magic Mike’ [Socialite Life]
Channing Tatum And Alex Pettyfer Film ‘Magic Mike’ [Socialite Life]

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

A Wrinkle in Fine


Unlike a Virgin [Kenneth in the (212)]

SIRveillance

Lo-Def Desire


MATT DAVIS got me in a hairy situation during last week's episode of "The Vampire Diaries."

SIRveillance

Captain Caveman

I don't know what it is about guys with sloped foreheads and hair everywhere, but this Cro-Magnon Coloradan can feel free to hit me over the head with his, um, club and drag me back to his cave for a hot grunt session.


Denver [Tap That Guy]

Monday, September 26, 2011

SIRveillance

SyFy Guy, Oh My!

For the uninitiated, DILFy EDDIE McCLINTOCK brings the sometimes hairy/sometimes smooth/always lickable pec meat to SyFy's "Warehouse 13."




Beefcake Bonanza! Three Season's Of Shirtless Eddie McClintock [AfterElton]

Silver Fox Fever


I caught the most recent case of the fever while celebrating the first day of fall withe the ageless RICHARD LIMA:


Richard Lima [Facebook]
Richard Lima [Zephyr-Files]
Richard Lima [Mechadude]

SIRveillance

The Hole

Yesterday, I watched a 2001 flick called "The Hole" (no, not the gay porn spoof of "The Ring"), where in a fun but all-too-brief locker room/shower scene, Brit LAURENCE FOX (middle two photos) shows he has enough equipment to fill anyone's:

Lo-Def Desire


Oy vey! This "Charlie's Angels" reboot is kinda painful to watch—but markedly less so when Bosley 2.0, RAMÓN RODRÍGUEZ, graces the screen.

SIRveillance

Mrazzles

I know nothing about his music, but JASON MRAZ dazzles when he strips down to his skivvies!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Manvertising

The luscious lord of beef from this Carl's Jr.'s commercial is right out of an episode of "Xena: Warrior Princess" and/or my fantasies:


Here's Carl's Jr.'s Hamburger God and His Wenches [Eater]