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Mag Men

My friend BJ just texted me the above photo of "The King Brothers of Freedom Farms" from the September 2011 issue of Edible Allegheny. Good enough to eat! Here's the full, yet low-res version, as well as this other, unfortunately less shirtless pic of the farm-fresh royalty from the mag's Facebook page:

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While not an official advertisement, slightly silvering fox BosGuy does elicit brand loyalty (among other more illicit feelings) with this photo he included with this post describing his participation in the Zipcar: Low-Car Diet promotion in Boston. My swooning just edges out my embarrassment over this post (because he'll most likely read it!), so don't get me started on the shirtless photo he posted in detailing the free goodies he received from Zipcar, and I won't bore you with my imaginings about BosGuy's goodies. Oh man, if I could blush, I would be right now!

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The aged—and unfortunately smooth!—beef that is DON DIAMONT from yesterday's "The Bold and the Beautiful." His character is currently full of angst. If I could write myself into the storyline, I'd be full of him!

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You got your peanut butter in my chocolate! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

Maine Man

The fur just doesn't Ogunquit on this beached daddy.

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Thought I'd check in with the men of "Expedition Impossible" again and found them having to draw maps in henna on each other. For your enjoyment, the hipsters and the footballers get a bit homoerotic:

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This smoking hot Twitter submission comes from BosGuy (@BosGuy):

Boston men R sexy!

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Ripped former 'phobe MICHAEL IRVIN and slab of Brit beef BEN COHEN offer support on the cover of OUT "Sports Issue," featuring some mighty manly straight allies.

Speaking of Ben, he apparently digs checking out the beefcake (above), especially when it is him bearing up the cover of the UK's Gay Times:

And speaking of UK bears, ALL BEAR hits double digits with its tenth issue and celebrates the milestone with a giveaway:

And I'm enjoying the stroll down memory lane as I peruse this pictorial history of soap stars studs on the cover of Playgirl:

Clockwise from top left: DON DIAMONT of "The Yong and the Restless" and "The Bold and the Beautiful," FRANK DICKOPOULOS of "Guiding Light," well-hung MARCUS PATRICK of "Days Of Our Lives," and MICHAEL CORBETT of "The Young and the Restless," who some of you may remember as bad, bad man David Kimball.

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While he's on trial for something reprehensible, I refuse to read up on the specifics, lest I feel guilty about lusting after Cook County Jail resident HERIBERTO VIRAMONTES.

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Via Sexpigeon (with caption altered courtesy my fantasies): "Last you saw these two they were walking down a street in a rough (trade) neighborhood, punching f-ing and kicking kissing everyone that walked by." Woof!

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The handsome, hunky, bare-knuckle boxer with the perky nips in the new Heineken Light "Handlebar Moustache" spot sells the crap out of handlebar moustaches!

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Goofy-sexy CHRIS KLEIN who I don't remember hearing much from since the "American Pie" flicks surprised me—in that oh-so-good way—when he popped up in adorable office terrorizer ELIJAH WOOD's new off-kilter comedy, "Wilfred."