Thursday, June 30, 2011
You'd think when a perv like me peruses photos from something called the 2011 Greasy Pole Contest I'd focus in on where the action is—the greasy pole! But, nope, I'm fixated and focused on this out-of-focus slab of pixellated muscle sex in the background watching this annual Gloucester, MA event.
Holy blurry beefy fuzzy-focused hazy hella hotness!
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Here are a couple submissions from the Pacific Northwest:
|He Handles His Pole Well: A marcher in the 2011 June Dairy Parade |
in Tillamook, Oregon. (Click to enlarge.)
|Looks Good Coming and Going: A local boy leaving the parade.|
Thanks, hn! Have some SIRveillance of your own to share? Send it in to me here.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
So, PAULY D of "Jersey Shore" thinks the current cast is "irreplaceable." I call bullsh*t! Because the cast of XXX parody "Jersey Score 2" would work in a pinch! While I've never seen more than snippets of the genuine article, I swear the acting in the the porn spoof has to be on par or better. Don't believe me? See for yourself with the official nsfw trailer.
You didn't even know there was a first installment? Here's the edited-for-Youtube trailer of the original "Jersey Score."
Monday, June 27, 2011
Lather up with this award-winning ad and watch an otter wash his arsehole and pee in the shower. Mmm … steamy!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
At least I wanna be! And I wanna cry "wolves." Plural! More specifically, I wouldn't mind being forced to shed some tears of joy by MICHAEL TREVINO, who plays a teen wolf on "The Vampire Diaries" and whose mile-high CLUB I have never wanted to
Speaking of choosing, I choose to believe he's in overalls and nothing else! Howl!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
The Command Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps MICHAEL P. BARRETT because he's a hot, handsome TOP MARINE daddy and because he Urges Excellence, Compassion with his Straight Talk on ‘Don’t Ask’ Repeal:
“Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution is pretty simple,” he told a group of Marines at a base in South Korea. “It says, ‘Raise an army.’ It says absolutely nothing about race, color, creed, sexual orientation."