Monday Musclebear Mania!

This oldie but damn goodie vid has COLLIN O'NEAL with(!) big sexy unapologetic bottom IBRAHIM!

And hairy daddies BLAKE NOLAN and my favorite SIRveillance subject ARPAD MIKLOS pound KODI RAMM in this reverse Oreo action vid from "Muscle Bear Truck Stop":

SIRveillance

Morning Glory

I watched a total of about 30 minutes of the Oscars last night because I figured the blogs I read would give me a comprehensive look at what most interested me—host with the most, juicy JAMES FRANCO. The first instance Franco-centric Oscras coverage was this animated gif featuring my future husband in ballet tights. YUM! This lust-inducing image complements the swoon-inducing adorableness of last week's cat nap pic perfectly:

He's catnip to boy like me!

Lo-Def Desire

Just got done catching up on a few episodes of "Fairly Legal" and USA continues to not disappoint when it comes to hot, meaty men in its programming. This was most notabler with the battle of the naked neighbors in "The Two Richards" episode which unfortunately obscured the two dicks of, from left, beefy series regular MICHAEL TRUCCO, and his nude nemesis, sexy guest star JUAN RIEDINGER, and the "Believers" episode guest star DAN PAYNE, who I knew as the sexy, shirtless beefcake gay dad who has an affair with his son's friend in the flick "The Mulligans," continues to make a believer out of me as a studly, plaid-clad mountain main who no doubt inspires lumberjacking in many men.

Daddy of the Day

The late, great "RAVISHING" RICK RUDE!

Morning Glory

Adorkably hot as f*ck CHARLIE G. WILLIAMS helps us get rid of those pesky, um, protein stains.

Silver Fox Fever

Silvering, foxy, furry friend MATT LeBLANC is sexy and shirtless on the "Episodes" season finale.

Warren's Piece

Longtime readers may recall a few years ago I was kind/sorta obsessed with one-time Duran Duran guitarist WARREN CUCCURULLO (whom I dubbed "Cockurullo") and his jackoff video (and this video of him having sexy with a, blah, girl) featuring his perfect piece of manmeat. Well, I recently rediscovered both and think I'm obsessed once again! I wonder if I'll be the only one:

Happy Monday!

Mag Men

Everything (or nothing) looks good on supermodel TIM BOYCE, who graces the cover of the Spring 2011 issue of Playgirl. I'm definitely waiting with baited breath for the spread of him spreading to hit the internets, as he's rumored to be packing "enough below the belt to divide up between two men."

And speaking of big meat, check out the Bearotic giveaway of the new-to-me magazine All Bear. Woof!

Coyote Sexy

This may look like one of those cheesy Olan Mills double exposure pics (ha!), but it is just two photos I put together to illustrate why Phoenix Coyotes defenseman DEREK MORRIS was my choice as the winner of this Battle of the Hockey Studs.

What's On Tap?

Shopping for beef in Le Kremlin Bicêtre, France. I'm totally drooling to have this beef au jus!

James Van Der 'Bitch'

I'll take any chance to revisit JAMES VAN DER BEEK's hilariously hot turn as a DILF who fills out his khakis quite nicely, so I was excited to see he was in the news for landing the role of a spoofy version of himself on ABC's currently-titled sitcom "Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23." Although I can also guarantee he could land a role playing a spoogey version of himself … on me!

More 'Thor'

The new "Thor" trailer may have way more Natalie Portman, but thank goodness it still has ample CHRIS HEMSWORTH flesh!