Monday, January 31, 2011

Lo-Def Desire

MATTHEW BOMER trades in his White Collar for an NYPD blue one in a recent episode. Talk about arresting television.

Morning Glory

This man of mystery certainly makes this a glorious morning, but finding out his identity would be even better. Anyone know who this man is?!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Tease Shirt

Hockey-playing doucheboat SEAN AVERY c*ckteases for charity by going nude for this skin cancer t-shirt for Marc Jacobs.


Thanks, G-Man!
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Lo-Def Desire

 In a wife beater and suspenders, DAVID BOREANAZ can Bones me any time.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Two of the Cutest Athletes of All Time

TOM BRADY and KELLY SLATER, part of GQ's Cutest Coolest Athletes of All Time: The Covers.

Playtime Drama

As a soap opera fan, I'm surprised I've never gotten into the Real Housewives franchise. I mean there is tons of drama, many a catfight, and serious amounts of scandal on each of the shows, and now throw in this super sexy Super Handsome Miami stripper manflesh as seen on the Atlanta version, and they just might have a new viewer:

Event Horizon

Haha. Men are pigs.

Daddy of the Day

Surfer-daddy TAYLOR KNOX, featured in an Outside special surfers photo gallery, can hang ten over my bed anytime.


Instead of stretching before heading out to the gym (for a 2-week overdue visit!) in these frigid temps, I'm warming up with MARLON TEIXEIRA. While he is perhaps too hot for Monday, I think he's just scorching enough to push through the rest of the work week. However, there is a chance he could incinerate the earth and going to the gym could be for naught.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Morning Glory

Ever-adorable JAKE GYLLENHAAL forgetting his pants is the other drug I'm addicted to!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Scre4ming for …

I'm screaming (in excitement) over discovering this new (at least to me) trailer for Scre4m! And in celebration, I think we all scream over one of the sequel's hot young stars, NICO TORTORELLA.


The Good Fight

I was just innocently posting a comment on another blog and came across the drool-inducing chest of MARK, a self-decribed "middle-aged gym bunny trying to fight gravity." And doing a damn fine job!

What's On Tap?

Hottie seen at Manchester - Boston Regional Airport. Maybe I should rethink always flying into Logan. Grrr!

Furry-Faced Fun

 Just a few selected furry-lipped images from an event I think would be a blast to attend—The American Mustache Institute's Stache Bash 2010 from last month.
Furry-faced fun with Morgan Spurlock (second from left).

Monday, January 24, 2011

Sexy Seventies Superheroes

James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender (also below).
I'm really digging the sexy superheroes of the swinging 70s in these promo photos (with set-side report!) from X-Men: First Class.
Kevin Bacon

Hot Piece of Tail(gait)

If only there was something like this to play with at every tailgait:

'V' shape: Marc Singer

So, I told you about how I got addicted to watching episodes for the original V that I stumbled upon over the weekend. The second and probably better-remembered example of the firm man meat that was on display that I probably couldn't fully appreciate as a kid is MARC SINGER as Mike Donovan:

Morning Glory

Puerta Rican singer/actor/piece of ass papi(!) CARLOS PONCE is caught with his fingers teasingly in his cookie jar, but I wouldn't have such restraint if I had access to his sweet treats. Those goodies would have been gobbled up (or down?) in no time.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Here We Go, Steelers!

"TAMPA, FL - 02/01/09: (L-R) Chris Hoke #76, Aaron Smith #91 Travis Kirschke #90, Casey Hampton #98 and Brett Keisel #99 of the Pittsburgh Steelers celebrates with the Vince Lombardi trophy in the locker room after defeating the Arizona Cardinals during Super Bowl XLIII on February 1, 2009 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. The Steelers won the game by a score of 27-23." WOOF!
UPDATE Pittsburgh's going to the Super Bowl!

'V' shape: Jeff Yagher

I feel like I was brainwashed in a conversion chamber because while looking for the new episodes of the new V on Hulu I stumbled across all the episodes from the first season of the original V and now I can't stop watching! But I have been enjoying the rediscovery of the nice, firm manflesh that was on display all those years ago that I probably couldn't fully appreciate as a kid, including perky-nipped JEFF YAGHER as Kyle Bates: