Cantore Story

I always get a warm front for my boyhood crush JIM CANTORE who, as the Weather Channel's resident stud, served as a masturbatory fantasy mainstay for me for years. And in these last, dwindling hours of Movember, he is ringing my bell as a beefy, bald, silver-bearded daddy in pics he's posted to Twitter.

Damn would I soooooo not mind him getting his cumulus all over my thigh sky, even freshly shaved:

@JimCantore [Twitter]