I'm the boy who cried "wolf!"

At least I wanna be! And I wanna cry "wolves." Plural! More specifically, I wouldn't mind being forced to shed some tears of joy by MICHAEL TREVINO, who plays a teen wolf on "The Vampire Diaries" and whose mile-high CLUB I have never wanted to see … okay, touch … okay, taste! … more since seeing him here, shirtless 30,000 feet in the air, on a flight from New York to Los Angeles. And then there's—once again!—JOE MANGANIELLO, from one of three "American Gothic"-themed Entertainment Weekly covers featuring the supernatural "True Blood" beefcake from which that bitch Sookie Stackhouse gets to choose!

Speaking of choosing, I choose to believe he's in overalls and nothing else! Howl!