Saturday, April 23, 2011

Big Feet and Beefy on the Beach

Tall drink of water, cultured—yet raunchy!—blogger, porn star, and the sexually-assaulting disgruntled coworker of my dreams, COLBY KELLER, beefily ambles (with those huge paws) along the shore of the Atlantic where he tried to pull a Moses on the Atlantic Ocean.


  1. Hmm... pulling a Moses, eh? Was he parting your legs? With those sort of looks that wouldn't require a miracle. Just a friendly smile cast in my direction would probably result in a similar parting.

  2. Amen to that. Him parting my legs wouldn't require anything miraculous or a big staff, although that would come into play at some point. :P