James Van Der 'Bitch'

I'll take any chance to revisit JAMES VAN DER BEEK's hilariously hot turn as a DILF who fills out his khakis quite nicely, so I was excited to see he was in the news for landing the role of a spoofy version of himself on ABC's currently-titled sitcom "Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23." Although I can also guarantee he could land a role playing a spoogey version of himself … on me!