Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Daddy of the Day

[via Man in the Midst (nsfw)]

Whoa! Joey Got Poked

Juicy JOEY LAWRENCE got poked in the eye on the set of his new sitcom the other day. I bet he was wearing his slutty power bottom outfit again and all the guys within erection distance sprang to attention, one of them being hung enough to tear Joey's cornea. Ouch! But hot!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Silver Fox Fever

AfterElton.com Managing Editor DENNIS AYERS.

Mag Men

Slabtastic MARK MONTY gives a Sweet Summer Sweat-covered hot beef injection to Next Magazine!
[via Kenneth in the (212)]

Nate Berkus Shows Us His Peacock

Okay, not really, but I had to use that headline with this photo of delicious designer NATE BERKUS with the NBC logo on the Emmy red carpet, especially since the California Gays video spoof of Katy Perry's "Peacock" is burned in my brain after only one viewing!

Red Meat

From the nectar of the gods that is Boy Culture's Guydar!

Bad Boys Club

Paris Hilton's douchebag (I'm presuming) boyfriend, CY WAITS, who was busted with Hilton for drug-related charges, takes quite the good mugshot. All I know is that he wouldn't have to wait for one second to make me sigh. Ugh, I know, that was a groaner. Hahah. But, hello(!), the former nightclub mogul is a hot, piece of ass twin!

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Mmmm.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Lo-Def Desire

Just caught the tail end of an episode of Burn Notice and spotted this slab of daddy beef in a non-speaking part, mainly in the background. I was able to determine his character name was "Henchman" (that's kinda hot) and his real name is STEPHEN L. COHEN (not as hot as him or his character's name). Hmmm, yes, I'd do it. After much long, arduous internal debate, I think I'd let him make me shout out "Henchman!"

Bad Boys Club

Um, the words aren't coming to me because the blood has rushed away from my brain.
[via Joe Gage (nsfw)]

Woof!

The beard of JAKE GYLLENHAAL, star of the upcoming, Pittsburgh-filmed Love and Other Drugs, has been spotted in Colorado. Oh, staring at him makes me long for next July!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Bad Boys Club

The devil is still in JOSH HAMILTON, the Texas Rangers outfielder who claimed, until these photos surfaced, "[that he'd] been sober since October 2005. Since then he's rejuvenated his career, saved his marriage, devoted himself to Jesus, and become America's flawed, homer-derby hero. Last winter, while he was alone in Tempe, Arizona, 'The Hammer' kinda slipped." Oh boy, his hammer clan slip on me any time!

Daddy of the Day

Hello there, daddy! I wish I could call him the spy who shagged me, but I'll settle for ogling KIEFER SUTHERLAND smokin' in a Speedo.

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We called him Violin Boy. :)

Big Brother Bear Bating

When he's not drooling over his hot housemate or using tight t-shirt advertising techniques that make me want to put down a, um, deposit, bearishly handsome Big Brother 12 houseguest LANE ELENBURG is tastefully masturbating in the shower on the show's live feed. Woof!

Monday, August 23, 2010

SIRveillance

Your choice, of course.

Daddy of the Day [Vintage]

Over at We Love Soaps, which I do, they're posting a multi-part interview (4 parts so far) with LANE DAVIES, on whom I had a major childhood crush because of his sometimes bearded/often snarky/frequently funny/always sexy portrayal of Mason Capwell on late, great soap opera Santa Barbara.

Davies will be appearing in new Web series, The Bay.

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Morning Glory

Unfortunately they didn't unveil any thick hoses or shiny poles to slide down, but muscled and meaty South Florida firemen unveiled their 2011 calendar on Friday. TGIFireman, indeed!

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

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And … I'm Back!

Well, that was refreshing! For all those who don't know, I closed up shop and completely obliterated Dwight Supremacy several months ago. But it is now time to reemerge and stake my claim as blogger royalty (ha!) once again. I spent this past week in Provincetown, Mass. for Carnival which provided much mesmerizingly manly inspiration for a comeback. I'll begin sharing some of what inspired me with you in my next post! So, sit back and enjoy and I promise not to go away for, oh, at least six months or so. :)