"Making out with him would be like a dog eating a bowl of spaghetti. I prefer length to width. When it comes to tongues," a female friend said when I showed her this and suggested she'd like it. (Although I wasn't thinking about kissing at the time.) But I don't know. There's something about him forcing that huge slab of tongue in my mouth—among other tight spaces—that makes me all tingly.
[via Deadspin]

that could be fun
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