The Prince of Boners!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL is prime, grade-A unshaved beef on the set of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. Damn hot! The late, great Heathmaster General was my dream top after I saw Brokeback, but now Jake has picked up that, um, baton, and is coming at me with it in my fantasies. Woof! [via The Big Bad Blog]