Local: Horny

So, I told you that the furries are in town for their annual convention. Well, they were being made fun of over on The Burgh Blog. I thought it was funny until some of the comments started bashing California for being, as one of them said, "the capital of weird perversions," because that person is probably someone who is opposed to gay marriage. I'm definitely—and admittedly—just assuming, so I could be making an ass out of myself. But, come on, quit being an ass. Anyway, enough of that, now about the beef (and I mean that semi-literally this time). Man, I almost wish I went down to the convention center and had a red cape to get this fella's attention, because I wouldn't mind grabbing this bull by the, um, horn.

Or, as my waistline keeps expanding, he might have mistaken me for a cow and mounted me anyway. Oh, buddy, you can definitely have the milk for free. Or at least for cheap.