Mag Men

Hairy-faced, young hottie SHIA LABEOUF graces the cover of GQ, looking pretty dapper and mighty tasty. You may have just seen him shirtless at Coachella or pantless (below) on Saturday Night Live, but sometimes words can be even more titillating, as it is described in the GQ article, he is comfortable showing off his big gun!

A hot and hairy situation …

While I don't advocate the removal of body hair generally, this German commercial (in German), demonstrates how sexy shaving can be. (via)

Bad Boys Club

The online photo exhibit MasterSlave demonstrates some at times leather-clad, at times three-piece suit encased, but always sexy self-enslavement, as well as a nice, thick uncut piece of meat (nsfw).

Daddies of the Day

The UK rugby studs, er stars, who stripped down to help battle male cancers (i.e. prostate and testicular). Considering that recent study indicating that frequent masturbation may reduce prostate cancer risk, they've certainly helped me with my personal battle.

Poster-ized

The posters for the 25th anniversary of FOLSOM STREET FAIR, which come hell or high water, I am making it to this year, have been released. They don't really wow me, especially compared to last year's which I liked a lot. Although, these posters do have their merits:

Woof!

Bad Boys Club

The VISCONTI TRIPLETS, the latest brothers who are taking on gay porn (nsfw). They share DNA in more ways than one. (Ba dump bump. I'm here all week folks!) Anyway, while the incest taboo is still squirm inducing to some, I have always fantasized about getting in on with relatives. Brothers, cousins, uncle/nephew, and yes, gasp!, even father/son (these related people would all be adults, by the way). Maybe I'm warped, but there is just something so naughty about the idea of being with relatives (but not my own) that gets me super hot. Especially when I see a photo like this and video clip like this from the super hung boys' blog (ALL nsfw).

Oh, Sheila!: Mother's Day Edition

The games begin at about the 4:10 mark.


Molly: There has to be some kind of evil inside of you, Sheila. How can you be so creul to your mother?

Sheila: I'm just doing what comes naturally, mother.

Daddy of the Day

ADRIAN BELLANI (ex-Miguel, Passions) is a young one, but he's got all the components that make a good daddy—hairy chest, big pecs, furrowed brow. Damn, I never tire of being bonerized by this man. Woof!

Frisky Friggin' Friday

The Australian rugby team gets naked! (nsfw)

My Confession

I have always had a priest fantasy. I know it's bad and wrong and everything in between, which makes it all the hotter. And this video still or a guy getting it on with Fr. Hottie through the confessional wall is definitely makes the dark side (nsfw) of my fantasy life that much darker!

TGIFunny!

Racial harmony rocks!

With all this stuff about race being brought up because of the Democratic Presidential race, it is good to see that racial harmony can exist among men (nsfw) … even if it is in Budapest.

Footlong?

Bearlicious Brit pop star Robbie Williams first wants us to get double stuffed (left) and then demonstrates the Subway "Five Dollar Footlong" commercial (right), prior to putting on a sex show with his friend for the paparazzi.

Can't get over this hump

I couldn't help but pass on David's happy hump day wishes with this incredible, edible ass, which is apparently found only in the wild. Which makes sense since I could imagine it driving a man to that same condition.

Silver Fox Fever

I found this smirking, mustachioed, hairy-chested, gray-haired daddy mixed up in the mostly hirsute recent Shamelessly Shirtless post over at TBBB. Daddy is hot and makes me wish, if after a day of sunbathing, he'd ask me for a night of tongue bathing.

Bad Boys Club

My prayers have been answered! Sexy pro football player (and professional douchebag), beefy Pittsburgh Steelers kicker JEFF REED, revealed his meat-loving ways, above, when he donned a bib that reads "I [heart] dick." Below my dreams are dashed when he advertises he's just a nother big old bottom with that "Bride to Be" sash. That's always how it is. But I'll still bask in his beefy, thick-thighed, naked cell phone picture taking glory. (via)

Daddy of the Day

Ruggedly handsome, hairy-chested MIKE ROWE of Discover Channel's Dirty Jobs. Thanks to him being so damn hot I have to go clean up right now. There are more pics where this came from. Enjoy.

Bootilicious!

Talk about a butt buffet. These hot, jockish big boys are the kind of toys I like to play with, with their thick, meaty thighs and bodacious butts. And all you other brothers can't deny!